Welcome to Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide, which helps you to unlock all the events and scenes with all the available characters.
General Tips – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
When giving initial stats to Mindy, I recommend pouring all ten points into Fkability . Doing jobs drop points as well as adding them, but Fkability is one of the few stats that is harder to lose all your points in. Plus it gives you more money per stamina used, so it’s not as useless as some other stats!
Speaking of which, Charisma, Cleanliness, Creativity, Sociability, and Class all basically only serve as gates for certain stories or sidequests, and less importantly for minor crises. The other stats are all ones you use for battle, so anytime you have to fight a boss you’ll want to buff up your Strength, Durability, Prowess, Intellect, and Spirit in school (How to Kick Ass and How to Kick Ass With Sparkly Things) or with jobs as much as you can. These stats will also occasionally be used as gates, but their utility in combat makes them more important than the others. Also important for combat are the swords and armor you get in the dungeons, one of each in each one, the magic Gloo sells you in Blood Orb Forest (especially Recover sold during Brimstone), and the seduction techniques Aember teaches you in each dungeon can come in handy as well.
As for which ending you should go for first, I recommend trying to go for Games Theorist in the Gameshow tree because it allows you to retain 1/4 of your stats between playthroughs, making starting over suck considerably less D . After that, maybe the Shirley tree because one ending allows you to skip over having to pay rent.
If you forget where you are or need a hint on what to do in a quest next, check your “quests” tab on the main screen. It’ll usually tell you the exact number you need to pass a stat gate, too.
Unlocking Dungeons – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
You start out with Blood Orb Forest only in your dungeon menu. In the first basement floor of the chapel there, you’ll find a red orb. Activate it and you’ll unlock Dirt Feast. Exit the dungeon through your inventory, and head to the new area next day. Head to the northwest corner of Dirt Feast to find a building labeled “Brit’s Tits” . Inside, you’ll find another red orb to your right that unlocks Mt. Ruin.
Bad Endings – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
These are actually surprisingly hard to get unless you’re trying to get them. Perv.
Trash Girl: Get to the end of the fourth year without completing any storylines. If any Sinner’s Orbs come
your way, turn them down. Reward: +5 to Fkability Ugly Hobo, Standing, From Behind
Impish Fktoy: Do nothing but sleep until you get this ending. Reward: +$2000 starting money Double
Penetration, Bukake, Imps, Missionary
Camwhore – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked by default.
Internet Sextoy: Do nothing but camwhoring until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +3 to Charisma and
Creativity Toy, Ambivalence
MERRY: Camwhore until your computer starts acting weird. Raise your Intelligence and your computer will
tell you to gather 4 metal scraps. Go to Blood Orb Forest, do the quests for JizzWhiz, Shay, and Cherry to get the first 3. For the last, come back to the forest when it’s Darkly, there will be a cave open to the north. Defeat 5 of the creatures in the cave (not counting the boss in the back), then head over to Dirt Feast and fight Brain Case, who is standing in a path near the entrance. This will unlock Jerry as a sex option when you sleep. Sex that robot enough times and he’ll offer you an orb. Turn it down and you’ll get a Sinner’s Orb instead. Reward: Start with the Gold Sword and Gold Armour. +10 Morality Female Robot, Cowgirl
Maid – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked by default.
Booty Shorts Janitor: Work as a maid until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Cleanliness Toy,
Forniphilia
Slime Slave: Work as a maid, completing the stat gates, and eventually Froglord will ask you to have sex with
him in exchange for a cut of his profits. Say yes, and have sex with him every night until he disappears. You’ll find him in the chapel basement in Blood Orb Forest, where you’ll fight him. Lose against him and you’ll get this ending. Reward: +2 to Strength, Durability, and Prowess Bondage, Doggystyle, Frog Monster
Frog Bride: Same as Slime Slave but winning will get you the Sinner’s Orb for this ending. Reward: +3 to
Strength and Durability. 69, Wedding Gown
Hotel Magnate: Refuse to have sex with Froglord instead, and he’ll fire you. Wait a few days for Lil D to offer
a stab (heh) at revenge. Buff up your stats as he says and you’ll kill Froglord and get this Sinner’s Orb . Reward: +5 to Intellect, and unlocks the Clever Girl title Office Woman, Smoking, Not Porn
Farmer – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked by default.
Rauncher: Work as a farmer until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Strength Group Sex, Doggystyle,
Zombies
Walker: Work as a farmer, passing the stat gates, until Farmer John (kinda?) asks you to get his brain back.
Go to Blood Orb Forest and do Ink’s quests until he gives you the brain. John will take it back and ask you to have sex with him. Say yes and do so every night until he asks you to get a mushroom for him. Go back to the forest and grab the mushroom from the big one in the alcove. Bring it back and John will transform and fight you. Losing gets you this ending. Reward: +5 to Durability
Lady Z: Same as Walker but win against John. Reward: +3 to Charisma and Durability Zombie
Transformation, Mild Guro
Chemist: Same as Walker, but instead of grabbing the purple mushroom in the forest, instead go to the
north part of Dirt Feast and get the blue mushroom from the boss fight there. Take the Sinner’s orb after the cutscene with John. Reward: Start with the Scan and Amplify spells Lab Woman, Breast Inflation
Zombie Sex Toy: Refuse to have sex with John, and you’ll eventually have to pass a huge stat gate to get this
ending. Reward: +2 to Strength, Prowess, and Durability . Zombie, Stomach Missionary, Fked Silly
Guard – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked by default.
Splooge Guardian: Work as a guard until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: Start with the Bronze Sword
and Leather Armour Giant D, Motorboating, Licking
Protective Voyeur: Work as a guard, passing the stat gates by bringing your sociability down (work as a
camwhore during Darkly), until Skully offers to show you her face. Refuse, and Lil D will offer you a Sinner’s Orb if you can get her helmet off so he can punish her. You’ll have to fight her and win. Reward: +3 to Strength and Prowess, unlocks the Brick Shithouse title Forced Voyeurism, Cum in Hair, Stand and Carry
Monstrous Plaything: Accept Skully’s offer to see her face, and you’ll be able to have sex with her. Do so
every night until she conspires to shank Lil D during Ghostings. Lose that battle and Mindy and Skully will be punished with this ending. Reward: Start with the Jade sword and Steel Armour Group Sex, Monsters, Doggystyle, Fellatio
Demonic Overlord: Defeat Lil D and you’ll get this ending. Make sure to prepare yourself adequately before
having sex with Skully too much, the devil isn’t an easy fight. Reward: Start with the Flash and Fondle seduction moves. +10 Morality Hedonism, Foot Fetish, Licking
Gloryhole Enthusiast – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in your second year or after certain stat gates.
Cum Dumpster: Work at the gloryhole until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Be careful not to increase your stats
too much or the story will progress and you won’t be able to work there anymore. Reward: +5 to Fkability and unlocks the Gloryhole job from the start Literal Cumdump, Cum Funnel
Slurperstar: Work at the gloryhole, passing the stat gates, and eventually JizzBiz will move the business to
your apartment. After long enough (you don’t need to play the sex scenes when you sleep, but why wouldn’t you?), you’ll have the option to kick her out . After a few days, JizzQuiz will come looking for her and offer money . You’ll find Biz near the entrance of Mt Ruin, you’ll fight her but she’ll go down in one hit and you’ll get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +$4000 starting money and unlocks the Slip ‘n Slide title Cum in Hair, Presenting, Fellatio, Group Sex, Jilling, Bimbofication
One With the Hole: Don’t kick out JizzBiz, and JizzQuiz will come offer money for her after a few days. Play
the sex scenes while sleeping to “bond” with Biz, and you’ll be given the choice of being Biz’s partner or telling her to rejoin her sisters. Choose the partner route for this ending. Reward: +5 to Prowess Gloryhole, Girls in a box, Group Sex
Band Leader: Choose telling JizzBiz to rejoin her sisters for this ending. Reward: Automatically receive $200 each day. +10 Morality Group Sex, Pimping, Smoking, Doggystyle, Stand and Carry, Missionary Prostitution / Arm Candy – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in the second year or after certain stat gates.
Pimped Out: Work in the alleys until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Fkability, and unlocks the
Prostitute job from the start Groping, Spanking, Pimping
Consortual Sex: Work as arm candy until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Sociability, and unlocks
the Arm Candy job from the start Large Insertion, Licking, Living Onahole
Bestie: Work in the alleys or as arm candy, passing the stat gates, until you get challenged by Pimpy at Pimp
Wars. Choose Soo’s side and recruit as many whores as you can and win the minigame to get the Sinner’s Orb . Reward: +20 to Fkability Jiggly Butts, Rear View
Gang Banger: Same as Bestie, but lose the minigame. Reward: +5 to Fkability Group Sex, Group Fellatio
Backstabber thanks to Sexums themself for posting this one to the FAQ: Keep your Cleanliness under 30.
Work as arm candy, choose yes when Pimpy asks if you’d work for him. Work as a prostitute, when Pimpy asks who you’d rather sleep with choose him. Raise your Strength and Durability to 40 and agree to backstab
Soo in the next cutscene. Reward: +5 to Charisma, and unlocks the Knife Fighter title Missionary, Black Widow, Snuff
Replaced: Work as arm candy, choosing Pimpy’s side both times when prompted and passing the stat gates.
Choose Pimpy for Pimp Wars and you’ll have to fight Soo in a battle after a month. Lose and get this ending. Reward: +5 to Charisma Absorption, Biker Girl
Second-in-Demand: Same as Replaced but win against Soo. Reward: +10 to Sociability Group Sex, Double
Penetration, Doggystyle, Cuckquean
Cosplayer – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in the second year or after certain stat gates.
Costumed Cunny: Work as a cosplayer until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Creativity and unlocks
the Cosplaying job from the start Velma Dinkley, Grinding, Stand and Carry
Top-Tier Sinner: Work as a cosplayer, read every night when prompted, and pass the stat gates, until Chico
offers to have sex with you. Decline, and eventually Lil D will give you a Divine Orb to give to Chico. Don’t give it to him and you’ll get this ending. Reward: +5 to Fkability, and unlocks the Spiritual Leader
title Bondage, Orgasm Denial
Penitent: Same as Top-Tier Sinner but give the orb to Chico. Reward: +1 to daily Stamina. +10
Morality Fellatio, Ambivalence
Soobstitute: Take up Chico’s offer to have sex, and do so every night until Chico asks you to find a top. Find it
in Brit’s Tits in Dirt Feast, and you’ll get this ending. Reward: +5 to Durability From Behind
Geisha – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in the third year or after certain stat gates.
Hostess: Work as a geisha until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Class, and unlocks the Geisha job
from the start Geisha, Bukake, Monster
Ashes to Ashes: Work as a geisha, passing stat gates, until you get the prompt to offer sex to Mid D. Say yes,
then do so every night until Lil D asks you to set Mid D up. Warn Mid D instead, then leave his castle. You’ll fight against Lil D, and get this ending if you lose. Reward: +5 to Cleanliness Onahole, Male masturbation, Necrophilia kinda?
Lordess: Same as above, but agree to stay with Mid D instead. Reward: Start with the Necklace of
Abs Stomach Missionary, Ambivalence
Lordess Plus: Same as above, but win in the fight against Lil D . Reward: Start with the Crown of Brain
Cells Stand and Carry, From Behind, Anal, Fked Silly
Sexy D: Same as above, but agree to set Mid D up. Reward: +5 to Prowess Demon transformation, Group
Sex, Cunnilingus, Analingus
She-Devil: Don’t offer Mid D sex, and he’ll tell you to increase certain stats. Do so, then take his key to the
tree in the most northeastern tree in Blood Orb Forest. Win against Lil D and you’ll get this ending. Reward: +$6666 starting money . +10 Morality Giantess, Softcore
Performer – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in the third year or after certain stat gates.
Hat Wearer: Work in the cabaret until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Fkability, and unlocks the
Cabaresque job Pasties, Top Hat, Missionary
Emcee by Default: Work in the cabaret, passing stat gates, and refuse sex with Seu. Pass more stat gates,
and defeat Seu in battle. Reward: +5 to Class, and unlocks the Come At Me title Fellatio, Bending over
Backwards
BuskFker: Accept sex with Seu, and do so every night while passing stat gates. She’ll eventually have you
fight a blob in Dirt Feast, defeat it and then defeat Seu right after. Reward: Start with the Barrier and Chastise spells Missionary, Large Insertion, Monster
Caged Tighter: Lose in either (?) fight against Seu. Reward: +5 to Sociability Caged Girl, Doggystyle
Model – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in the third year or after certain stat gates.
Third Place: Work as a model until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +3 to Charisma and Durability, and
unlocks the Modeling job from the start Statue Transformation, On Knees, Bukake
Prized Statuette: Work as a model, passing the stat gates, and ShutterBug will ask you to shack it up with a
pasty white dude. Accept, and do so every night until you get this ending. Reward: +5 to Charisma Statue Transformation, Doggystyle, Grinding, Fly Monster
Calendar Heiress: Same as above, but refuse to have sex with the white guy. Continue passing stat gates
until you get the Sinner’s Orb . Reward: Start with the Panties of Sexytimes, and unlocks the Busy Bee title From Behind, Standing
Mall Mascot – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked in the third year or after certain stat gates.
Saleswimmen: Work as a mascot until you get your Sinner’s Orb. Reward: +5 to Creativity, and unlocks the
Mascot job from the start Cunnilingus
Helping Hand: Work as a mascot, passing the stat gates, and Gaspar will ask for an It’s Full of Stars Draught.
Buy one from Emm’s in Blood Orb Forest (or find one in one of the dungeon chests), and give it to him. Have sex with him every night and eventually he’ll ask for another. Give it to him to get this ending. Reward: Sets the starting year to Zero Butler Woman, Forced Voyeur, Anal
CEO Kinda: Don’t give Gaspar his second draught and win in the battle against him. Reward: (?) +$2000
starting money ((that question mark is in context, I don’t remember if it means anything though)) Stomach Missionary
Ghostbuster: Don’t give Gaspar his first draught, continue refusing to give it to him, and win in the battle
against him. Reward: +5 Intellect and +5 Spirit Bondage, Missionary, Ghost Monster
Prey’s Anatomy: Lose in either (?) fight against Gaspar. Reward: +5 to Fkability Futanari, Giant D
Shirley – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked by not paying rent a few times.
Not Regan: Pass Shirley’s stat gates and have sex with her every night until she possesses you, or lose
against her in battle. Reward: +5 to Fkability Possession, Doggystyle, Hair Pulling
LandMindy: Pass Shirley’s stat gates, have sex with her every night with a high Spirit stat, and let her fade
away when prompted. Alternatively, you can refuse to have sex with her with the first prompt then fight her and win. Reward: Disables rent payments and Shirley’s storyline ((Super useful, but reccommended after you’ve finished Shirley’s endings)) Somniophilia
Fu-Sion-HA: Don’t let Shirley fade away when prompted. Reward: +5 to Spirit, and unlocks the Spirited Away
title. +10 Morality Jilling, Licking Ears, Presenting
Unlocked by spending $6000 in her shop in Blood Orb Forest and leaving the area, then doing her quests.
Distraction: Either agree to have sex with Emm or don’t, but go to Mt Ruin when she mentions wanting a
certain monster and examine the devil statue to the left when you enter the first indoor area. Win or lose you still get this ending. Reward: +5 to Fkability, and unlocks the Immunologist title Ahegao, Double Penetration, Tentacles, Monster, Bondage
Mighty Warrior: Don’t have sex with Emm, and ignore her “hints” of where to go until Lil D tells you to go.
Win in the battle with Emm. Reward: Start with all three dungeons unlocked Imp humping leg, Softcore
Shopkeeper: An anonymous source sent me the solution to this one: Don’t have sex with Emm, and the day
of the first cutscene after turning her down, immediately go to the statue. You’ll have to fight two bosses back to back, each with about 10k HP. Reward: +$4000 starting money, and unlocks the Combat Vet
Title Breast Inflation
Game Contestant – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Play the games Lil D hosts every month
Bend ‘er Vendor: Lose 6 games in a row. I found this easy to do by not choosing any perks on a new run,
except the one that lets you not pay rent, then just did nothing except play the games. Reward: +2 to most stats Lift and Carry, Concession Girl
Games Theorist: Win each different contest at least once. Reward: Imports 1/4th of most stats from your
previous game ((Probably one of the most useful bonuses in the game)) Group Sex, Group Fellatio
Spansexy: Win 5 contests total. Reward: +1 to daily Stamina Wrestling Woman, Softcore
Dungeon Crawler – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Just… doing dungeons. Self explanatory?
Tentacular Fktoy: Go to Blood Orb Forest during Darkly and find the cave to the north that’s usually
blocked off. Find the beast in the back of the cave and lose against it. Reward: Start with the Restore and Hydrate spells, and unlocks the Mentalist title Tentacles, Triple Penetration, Bondage
Bovine ButtFkee: Go to Dirt Feast during Ghostings and find the cave to the north past some bridges
where there’s usually a hole instead of water. Lose to the beast in the cave. Reward: Start with the Enflame and Gimme spells, and unlocks the Buff as Fk title Anal, Living Onahole
Clouded Clit-Kisser: Go to Mt Ruin during Megahot, close to the end in an outside area there will be a
floating temple where there usually isn’t one. Lose to the beast inside. Reward: Start with the Heal and Gust spells, and unlocks the Wiz title Anal, Bondage, Doggystyle, Cunnilingus
Crude Lover: Defeat the beast from Clouded Clit- Kisser and get its key . Go to Dirt Feast any time of year and
go to Brit’s Tits. In the basement area to the south there will be a keyhole. Open it and lose to the beast inside. Reward: Start with the Quake spell Tentacles, Bondage, Autopenetration
Beast of Fks: Defeat all the above beasts and go to the chapel basement in Blood Orb Forest. There will be
the stained glass image you saw breaking during the cutscenes when defeating the beasts. Enter the opening below it to get this ending. Reward: Start with the Morph spell ((only way to get it)) Toys, Ball Gag, Mental Orgasm
Star Stuff: Get the Pendant of Hips in the cave you found in Tentacular Fktoy . Go to Mt Ruin, climb your
way to the top, and get smacked down by the guardian. Talk to Cherry, she’ll offer to have the guardian go easy on you if you give her the pendant. Do so, then climb to the top again and win against the guardian. Enter the area behind him and lose in the battle with Mr Moe. Reward: “Nothing” ((actually unlocks the easter egg detailed below)) Doggystyle, Fked Silly, Cartoon Art
The Eternal Orgasm: Same as Star Stuff but “win” against Mr Moe. Reward: +20 to most stats Double
Penetration, Tongue Out, Ahegao, Mind Break
Easter Egg: Not an ending, but this’ll raise your stat caps to 200. Complete the “Star Stuff” ending then
activate only that bonus when you start a new game (the one that says it does nothing). Go into the chapel basement in the first dungeon at your first chance, then to the room with the stained glass. Open the chest and watch the cutscene.
NEW TO 3.4/3.5 – Simply Mindy Walkthrough & Guide
Unlocked by having 50 or more “Morality” and starting a new game. If you’ve been following along with every ending, you should have 100. If you don’t, you just need to do the endings that are “good” like sending Chico to heaven or saving Mid D’s girlfriend.
As far as I’m aware, there’s only one ending here right now. Sexums may have more planned, or maybe I’m just inept and couldn’t find more than one, but it’s the “canon” ending meant to wrap up the game and segue to their next game.
You have 100 days to complete the mode by finding 4 keys and getting to the end of the dungeon. Losing
in any battle doesn’t get you much besides a “game over”. Anything you might need, except for spells, can be found in this new dungeon, including the gold sword/armor and element enchantments. You can even find the corset of cheating in one of the chests. You’ll have to use new game bonuses to get spells you need, however. The final boss also gets harder the more bonuses you use, so if you want to minimize them that’s totally valid. I was able to beat them using all bonuses, however, just by maximizing all my battle stats and spamming the “morph” spell you get from the “Beast of Fks” ending.
Start the game by messing around with the jobs. Each one of them has a new animation specific to this mode, for your enjoyment. You’ll get quests from the farm, wall, alley, and mall jobs in order to get the keys. It’s also worth noting you won’t automatically transition to the next cutscene if you already pass the stat gates, anymore, so you’ll need to pay more attention. These walkthroughs will assume you’ve already watched the first cutscene for each area.
Mall:
Get your charisma high enough, check the mall again
Get your intelligence high enough, check the mall again and prepare for a fight
Key get
Wall:
Work there until Su trusts you
Go to the armcandy job, prepare for a fight (you’ll also lose 5 days here)
Key!
Alley:
Get your class high enough, check alley again
Go to modeling, prepare for a fight
Moar key.
Farm:
Go to the gloryhole. Not sure if there’s a trigger besides the initial Farm cutscene or not. 
Get creativity high enough and have $5000, go to gloryhole again, prepare for a fight 
K-K-K-Keymbo breaker!!!!
Dungeon:
It’s pretty straightforward. Make sure you open all the chests you can find. You won’t be able to run since you can’t get the running heels here, but the areas are small enough to not drag on. Find the blue locks and unlock them with your keys to continue to each next area. There are some mandatory minibosses near the locks, so come prepared . In the desert, follow the footsteps to the various treasures, there’s a hidden one to the north of the abandoned tent. When you get past the final lock, you’ll find yourself on a map reminiscent of Final Fantasy’s void/crystal worlds. There are red orb minibosses in each of the corners of the map, fight them and move on to the northern platform . There’s an autosave here, so if you die on accident then you don’t have to restart the day. Beat the next couple of bosses (I basically just spammed Morph, Restored when needed and Drained when low on mana), and you’ll have beaten the game! Note: As of 3.5, this fight has been fixed and is now a lot harder. You might actually have to disable some bonuses to get it.
Doing all this unlocks a new sleepover mate when playing in a normal game, complete with new animations.
Aaaand… That’s it! Tell me what I missed, or if there’s something you’re having trouble finding, and I might add a section on it.
Update : I added all the rewards for completing each ending, and I added tags to each one behind a spoiler tag. The aim with the tags wasn’t to catalog everything about the endings, but to give an idea of what’s there in case any of them happen to have your fetish. Minor note that almost all endings involving the Squirt action involve bukake, so I only added that to ones where the subject is already covered in cum.
